Roses are red
Violets are blue
You a bitch ass
And I can do better than you
there is nothing worse than drifting apart from that one person that said they would never leave
why don’t I come into your home- a house that has been in your family for decades, break all your plates, shoot your cat, and then tell you that your house belongs to me now and you have to go find an apartment somewhere else
Four letters, one word.
It can change the relationship between a guy and a girl forever.
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate